QUOTABLES FROM “THE MARRIAGE REF” – July 10, 2011
Tom Papa: “This is the problem, men are ill prepared; we really don’t know how to act. We haven’t thought about being married, we haven’t planned it. I have little girls- they’re already thinking about being married. It’s… it’s insane. When you were a little boy did you ever hang out with your guy friends- ‘lets play married. Let’s pretend I just came home from the store and brought all the wrong stuff and you yell at me.’”
Tom Papa: “Ellen…you work in a fake hospital. Is tetanus really a problem from that pile?”
Tom Papa: “He really doesn’t belong. He’s like Godzilla in downtown Tokyo.”
[Referencing contestant in a miniature furniture store]
Tom Papa: “I like how you compare everything to what I have. ‘That chandelier, that chair- it’s all better than what you have.’ Like I’m living in a doll trailer.”
Brian Regan: “There is no way I can be as eloquent as Ellen. She just did a haiku! All I can do is point at one of you…That was beautiful! I was crying over here!”
Kathy Griffin: “And didn’t they meet at a gas station with a candy section. People tell you who they are in the first five minutes.”
Tom Papa: “There’s nothing grosser than wet kids!”
Tom Papa: “Wow, breaking out the ‘I might die’ card. Very clever.”
Brian Regan: “I can’t remember who I voted for before. So that’s kind of embarrassing. But I’m gonna go with Frank. And I think I voted against you last time, and I don’t want you to beat me up afterwards so I’m voting for you now!”
Source: NBC Press Release
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