Episode 2 Will You Be My Valentine? – First aired August 9, 2009

This episode starts with the remaining fourteen millionaires in the house working in the business center, an area Megan had set for the men so they could continue to make their millions while in the house. Niles leads the men to their first challenge. Megan explains that Valentine’s Day is her favorite holiday, and that they are going to have to make or buy presents for Megan on Valentine’s Day for the first challenge. Megan explains that the gifts need to be thoughtful too, because everyone can buy her expensive gifts. They will have ninety minutes and can use any of the supplies set up for them, or any gifts they want to buy or have with them.

The three men that impress her the most will be going on a group date the next day. Francisco decides he will cook a meal for Megan saying it will be from the heart. Al, knowing he needs to redeem himself after the night before, begins to write a check for Megan. Mike decides to use his contacts to buy Megan a dress from Lloyd Klein, a fashion designer. The show hints that he is in the Italian Mafia because he is Italian and said in the first episode that he does “private deals”. Meanwhile, Shaun knows that Megan likes sushi and wants Megan to eat sushi off of him naked. T.J. is bewildered by Shaun’s idea, saying he’s going to get himself eliminated. Also, Garth works on a song entitled “Sex Mode” that he’s been making for the last two years for Megan, and Punisher wonders why Garth thinks he can turn Megan on. The rest of the men also ready themselves for the challenge.

Niles tells the men that their time is up, and that the presentations are about to begin. Megan’s best friends, Brandi and Cecille, join Megan once again to view the presents and help her in making her decisions. Megan calls up Francisco first, who is wearing the apron Megan gave him and red boxer-briefs. Francisco feeds Megan his dish, and Megan likes it a lot saying it’s delicious. Next is Al, who gives Megan a card with a check for $8000 inside. The check is made out for Javay Salon in Orlando, Florida, and Brandi C. exclaims “I actually had my boobs done at that place!” Alex bought Megan red lingerie, but Megan doesn’t like the bottoms that he bought because their over-sized and she jokingly says that they’re “granny panties”. Ryan decides to appeal to Megan’s “senses” which are actually her brain and mouth, and Megan tells him those aren’t senses. Joe gives Megan a bikini and on the bottoms he wrote “Trophy Wife” with crayon, which doesn’t impress Megan. Matt gives her cupcakes, and Corey gave her a list of things “on his heart”; neither one impresses her.

Next is Punisher, who says his gift is in the back, and Megan says it must be huge and jokes that she likes “big packages”. Punisher begins to put on one of his stripping outfits and then enters and does a sexual dance for the three women; and Megan says she loved it. Shaun then lets Megan eat sushi off him in his inside-out underwear, and she enjoys that she gets to embarrass him because the men make fun of him once Brandi C. and Cecille put a shrimp tail on his crouch saying he has a “shrimp dick”. T.J. gives Megan his vodka that he makes, and David gives Megan her passport stamped to go to New York, France, and Italy. Mike then presents Megan with the designer dress he got her, and she says she loves it a lot and that it’s beautiful and a great gift. Garth sings “Sex Mode” to Megan and she doesn’t enjoy that Garth is “touching himself” during the song. Megan then announces that the winners are Shaun, Big Mike, and Al and that they will be going on a skiing date tomorrow.

Garth is surprised that he didn’t win the date and goes to talk to Megan in her room. Megan tells Garth that she never said that she hated it, but wanted something more romantic than a sex song. Garth decides that Megan doesn’t like her, and that she’s tossing him around like a yo-yo. Niles brings Al, Mike, and Shaun in his office to discuss the “Date Menu”, which is a menu of presents that they can buy for Megan on their date (Date Menu shown below). Big Mike decides to buy something of his own for Megan, while Al and Shaun decide to split the cost of all three gifts on the menu and give them to Megan together. Shaun’s credit card is repeatedly declined, and Al covers for him. Later that night, Garth decides to call his best friend Dick Squiggles and tells him to pick him up at the airport. Garth states that Megan is rude and crude and that because she didn’t like his song, he doesn’t even like her anymore. Then he gives Megan his credit card and says that her credit is denied.

Megan seems unaffected by Garth withdrawing and even is sarcastic about him quitting, but she goes upstairs to have a conversation like adults. Garth tells Megan that he knows she’s just going to throw him away, and Megan says she doesn’t care, and that “He needs to f**king suck it up, sit there, put a smile on his face, and be appreciative that he’s here.” She tells him he’s a brat, and asks him who he thinks he is for quitting and tells him he’s lucky to be here. Garth changes his mood, and tells Megan to “show him a little insanity”. Megan says she sees what going on now, and says that Garth is trying to manipulate her into letting him stay. She says that two can play the manipulation game, and that she does it much better. She then leans in for a kiss, only to pull away when Garth leans in, and tells him he’ll get a kiss when he deserves it. She says Garth is no match for her, and that he calmed down and obeyed just like she knew he would. She then tells him to calm down, and that he’s not going anywhere. Garth admits that Megan’s got skills and says that he’s staying.

The next morning, Al, Shaun, and Big Mike ready themselves for their date, and Niles prepared the gifts for Al and Shaun. Al gives Megan the roses and says their only from him because Shaun didn’t pay him back for the gifts. They get to the mountain where they’re going to ski, and Al gives Megan the Juicy Couture red snow jacket by himself, while Mike gives Megan white skiing gloves to go with her jacket. Later, Megan and Al hold hands and ski together, Shaun snowboards, and Big Mike struggles to ski because he never has before. Mike and Megan sit by a firepit, and talk about personal business and what Mike plans to do later in life, and Megan says he’s happy he’s here. Big Mike and Megan kiss, and then Al spends alone time with her and gives her the Tiffany’s snow bracelet and necklace to remember the skiing trip. He then explains the situation with Shaun’s credit card and why he gave all the presents to her by himself.

Shaun and Megan spend alone time now, and Shaun is upset that Al brought up the credit card issue. They talk about it, but he doesn’t really defend himself. They return to the mansion, and Megan talks to Joe alone. Joe talks about Lily a lot, and Megan feels like he might like her more than herself. She questions his sexuality by asking him if he likes having girlfriends and he says “Yes, if it’s the right girl.” but doesn’t answer Megan when she asks how many girlfriends he’s had.

At elimination, Megan’s wearing the Lloyd Klein dress that Big Mike bought for her, and she thanks him for it again. Al gets to keep his credit card first and Megan saying he’s gone from showering her with drinks to showering her with gifts and that his credit is good with her. Next is Big Mike and she says that he likes that he’s big and strong and that he can protect her, yet he’s gentle and thoughtful as well. The next card goes to Francisco, followed by Ryan, TJ, David, Punisher, Sex Toy Dave, Corey, and Matt. Megan pulls out a giant pair of scissors that she will cut the eliminated persons’ credit cards with. She then calls down Alex, and makes him promise to never to buy her “grandma panties” again, and then gives him back his card. She calls down Garth, and tells him to give her his card. She asks him why he would try to leave when he’s been chasing her for two years, and that that’s a bad way to start a relationship. She tells Garth he’s lucky to be here again, and he says “so are you”, which angers her.

Megan tells Garth his luck has run out and cuts his credit card in half and that his credit’s been declined. Megan said that she made up her mind to get rid of Garth the second he handed her his credit card the night before, but that he’s not going to leave on his terms; he’s going to leave on her terms. She calls down Joe next, and tells him that she has more of a friendship connection with him. Joe asks for a second chance, and kisses her with his mouth wide open, and many of the guys say it looked like a horrible, awkward kiss. Megan gives Joe his card, saying his credit is good. Megan calls down Shaun and says the way he handled the credit card issue troubled her because he didn’t stick up for himself, and tells him that she’s sorry and his credit’s been declined and then cuts his credit card in half. Shaun leaves, and Megan tells the men that she doesn’t like hurting people’s feelings, but it’s only going to get harder from here on out.

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