First aired August 2, 2009

First Megan is introduced as the starlet of the show, and then Megan’s concierge Niles, who is also the narrator of the show, is introduced. After meeting her 17 millionaires, Megan brings in her two best friends Brandi Cunningham and Cecille Gahr, who will be helping her decide who should stay or leave. She presents each of the men with a personal gift that goes along with their given nicknames as shown below.

Millionaire Gift
Joe Piggy bank
David Globe
Punisher Zebra speedo
Sex Toy Dave Red fuzzy handcuffs
Francisco Chef apron with Megan’s picture
Alex Satin cape/robe
Shaun Large golden key
Mike Stuffed teddy bear
Matt Sex-toy whip
Al Bottle of massage oil
TJ Framed photo of Megan
Audi Framed photo of Megan’s dog Lily
James Golden ticket
Garth Tool kit
Ryan Pimp cup
Donald Feather ink pen & ink well
Corey King’s crown

After Megan handed out her presents to her millionaires, she announces that there will be a mixer for her and her best friends to get to know the millionaires better and ultimately determine which three men would be going home that night. First, Megan and Audi spend time together and he admits that his “hump game” causes his past girlfriends to go crazy, which disturbs Megan. Joe and David show up next to sit with Megan and chat. David tells Megan that he loves shopping for hours at a time and would love to go shopping with her. Francisco and Punisher show Megan their bodies saying they like to be in shape, which impresses Megan because she says she likes strong guys; though Megan notices Punisher’s strange birthmark on his stomach. Corey has a one-on-one with Megan where he tells her he wants to find his queen and spend the rest of his life with a beautiful woman. Outside, Brandi and Cecille give Al some motivation to be less awkward and to go find Megan and show her what he is all about. He offers to use his gift of massage oil to give Megan a foot massage and she accepts. During the massage he tries to be funny and have her touch his jaw saying he has a “dog jaw”. He whips his head and barks and pretends to bite Megan’s finger which surprised Megan and caused her to spill her wine all over herself. Megan pushes Al off of her and storms away in tears to her room upstairs. Brandi and Cecille go upstairs to talk to Megan, clean her up, and calm her down.

Megan returns to the party and Al apologizes for his childish actions. Al offers to buy her a new dress for ruining the one she is wearing at the mixer. Shaun comes in and takes Megan inside for a private talk on the sofa. She tells him she likes his look and is physically attracted to him. Donald steps in and asks Megan to come to the fire pit with him for a one-on-one. Megan agrees because he is a movie director and wants to know if he could put her in movies. By Megan’s request, Donald sets up an impromptu skit between Megan and James. James and Megan then kiss by the fire pit which ruins Donald’s plan, but Megan admits that the kiss is terrible. Sex Toy Dave (who previously has appeared on The Millionaire Matchmaker) and James talk by the fire pit. Brandi and Cecille pull James aside to find out his financial situation because he currently lives at home and expects to soon inherit his grandfather’s fortune. TJ shares a one-on-one with Megan and they talk about traveling and where she would enjoy being most. Finally, Megan sits with Ryan who is still a Canadian citizen. He tells her that he can only work in the United States if he gets married, but if they did get married, she wouldn’t have to sign a pre-nup. Audi and some of the other guys convince Garth to smash Joe’s piggy bank, and he proceeds to do just that. Joe gets upset and says he is going to tell Megan about the incident and then insults Garth.

Megan gathers with Brandi and Cecille in her room to discuss the 17 millionaires and who they think should go home that night. Despite what her friends had to say, Megan was still torn as to which three men to eliminate. At elimination, Megan reveals that each man who will stay will receive a special credit card as her token of love. In order for the men to win her heart, they must “keep their account in good standing”. Ryan is the first to receive his credit card. Corey is the second to receive his card. Next is Francisco, The Punisher, TJ, Sex Toy Dave, Alex, and David are all called. When Joe is brought down to receive his credit card, Megan asks about his missing piggy bank. Joe reveals that Garth broke it, and Megan scolds him for being a “bad boy”. Garth then receives his credit card. Megan then calls down Audi and James. She tells them their luck has run out and and they are eliminated. Next, Megan eliminates Donald because she is so unattracted to him, but asks if he could still put her in a movie. Al recieves the last credit card, but Megan jokingly warns him to never bark at her again.

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